Next Door on the Driveway

Drive Bottomless

Drove back down to LA yesterday, along the 300-mile stretch of the 5 down CA.

 

Some truckers drove by in their elevated cabs.

I didn't hide for them.

Were you one of the 100+ drivers who saw me driving on Monday?

Adventure of Craigslist

Dear Craigslist casual encounter,

This is the first time I've done this so here goes - I'm lonely and horny tonight, and my wife is out of town. I don't know how to go out and find a woman of my own anymore (out of practice for 15 years) and don't get laid anymore but I used to be good in bed (so they all said).  I thought I might see if there are any loose, horny crazy 40-something hot MILFS out there trolling CL for casual hookups with guys they don't know, guys they haven't met, and for some reason don't know how to go out and meet guys of their own either. You know, by simply going into a bar and winking cause guys'll fuck anyone who shows the least bit of interest.

I can't host cause the the kids. No hotel room - I'd never be able to explain the cost on the CC bill.  I can't pay you because I don't have any money of my own.  Please reply with where we can meet (must be near my work) and a picture of your pussy.  Looks not important, just be white, thin, buff, sexy, a redhead, good at giving head and please no drama.  I'm not picky.

If you're a bot and send me a link to a pay website I'll delete you, after looking carefully at the fake nude you send and trying to convince myself this once, maybe you might really be real and it's only $19.99 to join what could it hurt?  Look, now I'm writing to the bots.

Anyway respond with "I'm as desperate as you" in the subject line.  Your face pic gets my cock pic.

No guys - I'm not interested, even though you say you'll suck my dick better than any woman can.  Let me know where you are and maybe I'll consider it - 'cause fuck.

Circle of Life

Not the only reason, but one of the reasons, why I got married was that I would have more access to that pussy I loved.  I loved her, I loved making love to her, and she lived in this house!

Infinite pussy!

Don't even stop me because I already know you heard this one.  It doesn't work out like that.

Besides real life, beside the dishes and the money that never quite paid for the lifestyle in which we wanted to become accustomed.  It was the years together which changed our habits and expectations (many for the good make no mistake).  And it was the kids.

Having children stole a piece of my wife that was never to return.  It permanently altered her focus, her identity, her willingness to listen that didn't involve school, food, clothes or bandaids. It stole the part of her that would say, "Do you want to stick it in my butt?"

We still have a good and satisfying sex life, if increasingly infrequent, a trend not likely to reverse.  We manage to fuck about once a week, make love every 3 weeks (you know the difference).  I have to initiate it pretty much every time because she's never in the mood.  I can get her in the mood and there's usually a happy ending, but now it just takes so much more effort.

Is there time?  Are the kids busy?  Do you have the towel?  The dishes done?  Are we expecting a call from the realtor tonight?

So I find myself, in order to not go crazy, or to find myself begging like a pitiful dog, jerking off at least a couple times a week.  Sometimes just to get the edge off, sometimes to go full-bore into a 45-minute session, just to "go there" for a while with myself.  To make some music in the absence of a duet partner.

Who would have thought I'd be here now in my life?  I'm over 40 and I'm married and I'm still jerking off more times than I'm getting laid?  That didn't get old by now?

But then I'm discovering that there are a lot of guys like me.  Hetero, older, and finding the safest (and only) way to get satisfaction is to jerk off, and they're doing it online for each other because at least someone is interested in what they're doing.

There's a whole community out there, on hangouts and certain Yahoo groups and chatrandom doing it for each other, complaining the whole time how they don't get enough and complementing each other's dicks.

Hey, you get it where you can.