Adventure of Craigslist

Dear Craigslist casual encounter,

This is the first time I've done this so here goes - I'm lonely and horny tonight, and my wife is out of town. I don't know how to go out and find a woman of my own anymore (out of practice for 15 years) and don't get laid anymore but I used to be good in bed (so they all said).  I thought I might see if there are any loose, horny crazy 40-something hot MILFS out there trolling CL for casual hookups with guys they don't know, guys they haven't met, and for some reason don't know how to go out and meet guys of their own either. You know, by simply going into a bar and winking cause guys'll fuck anyone who shows the least bit of interest.

I can't host cause the the kids. No hotel room - I'd never be able to explain the cost on the CC bill.  I can't pay you because I don't have any money of my own.  Please reply with where we can meet (must be near my work) and a picture of your pussy.  Looks not important, just be white, thin, buff, sexy, a redhead, good at giving head and please no drama.  I'm not picky.

If you're a bot and send me a link to a pay website I'll delete you, after looking carefully at the fake nude you send and trying to convince myself this once, maybe you might really be real and it's only $19.99 to join what could it hurt?  Look, now I'm writing to the bots.

Anyway respond with "I'm as desperate as you" in the subject line.  Your face pic gets my cock pic.

No guys - I'm not interested, even though you say you'll suck my dick better than any woman can.  Let me know where you are and maybe I'll consider it - 'cause fuck.