Redheads Going Extinct?

The report of redheads going extinct has been greatly exaggerated. Hell, I sure as fucking hope so.

Article here: Weekly World News.

Of course, it's the Weekly World News. But it appeared on my birthday a couple years ago.  The US supposedly is only 2-6% red.  I'm lucky I'm in California where it seems there are more redheads walking around (and here on campus, in shorts and no sleeves (pale arms, pale thighs)). I wish there was an app for that.

It could all be bad science. But just in case, I'm going to do my part by impregnating as many of them as possible.